Bird Flu Madness

Sloth Dealer and Cougar Stream
Part 1: Deals and Streams


These boys here are some of the greatest event planners in the world these days…
but just imagine……..
their first attempt at throwing out some sick parties…….
but need to tell the begining before we get to the big time!



These boys met up on the east side of H-tizzle. It was very often you saw two brothers walking towards
eachother on these streets. But it also wasn’t very often you saw a sloth and a cougar on these
streets either.
-Sloth yells out “Yo slice you bout’ to step where i might be walkin’?”
-“You call that slow ass move a walk?, more like ” Cougar Replies
-“Sloth interupts “Really, you throwing down!?”
-“If throwing down means, i get out my hour glass out and wait then yeah!” Roars Cougar.
-“I know you ain’t got the pounce to make it?” Sloth smirks.

Before you know it the streets are full. Like before, not everyday you see two brothers walking
down the streets, but you get local brothers like Sloth and Cougar in the streets ready to shake it,
the whole town is going to show up.

The crowd starts getting loud chanting for the brothers, “”COUGAR, SLOTH, COUGAR, SLOTH”“

Sloth steps up first and says “Little Key-Key, drop that shit, before everyone explodes”
    (MUSIC: JUSTICE-D.A.N.C.E)

Move after move, spin after spin, Sloth throws it all out!
        (For a sloth he can really move)
    These sick move go for about 3 minutes and he yells “Yo KEYKEY cut it!” (Arms Folded)

That crowd explodes in shear joy and love for the once thought to be slow (suprisingly fast moves) Sloth.

Cougar is feeling it now with all the excitment, he needs to pull something really huge off.


Cougar pounces out and says “KEY KEY you know what i need drop it!”
    (MUSIC: M.I.A.- $20)
ONE TO TWO TO THREE TO FOUR….Cougar throws it out just as fast and hard as sloth did, and makes
the crowd love as much as before. Cougar’s moves are sick and new, he doesn’t know where they came
from but he throws them down like he has been for years.
    In about the same fashion Cougar Roar “KEY KEY!” (Music Stops)(Cougar in a comfortable position on the ground)

CROWD loves it….the a just going so crazy over the new brothers in town. Old streets with new Brothers.

The Crowd keeps whispering to each other.
        “Old streets with new blood, that’s what we need”
        “Old streets with new blood, that’s what we need”

With the crowd in a turvey KEY KEY tries to find out the real winning….polls are set up on every block
of the town, but the votes need to be casted fast before there is a riot!
Finally, three hours a counting and waiting, counting and waiting, the results are in:

KEY KEY steps up with the annoucement, “with 32,678 votes we got Sloth, and ‘hold up is this right?’
    just a second folks” KEY KEY walks to the counters, they all shake in agreement. “With 32,678 votes
    Cougar. We have a tie. I can’t believe it!”

At first Cougar and Sloth don’t know what to do, earlier that day they were unknown unappreciated bloods, now
they are the rising stars of the street. They figure they can’t let this go to waste.
Cougar and Sloth wait out the cheers and support they have gathered from the crowd, cause all they can think is,
Damn he can dance!

After an hour or so the crowd clears out. All that is left is Cougar and Sloth, while KEY KEY is in the corner
packing up his gear. They walk up to eachother and neither one can get a word in, “You go first” “No you go first”
finally Sloth speaks up. “I just can’t stop thinking about those moves you were throwing”,
        Cougar replies “Shit! Sloth, I thought i was the only one to carry the Bird Flu but damn!,
                those are some sick moves!”
        “I guess we were j.u.s.t meant to shake hips and move minds” Sloth states.
        Cougar smiles “I agree; you know Sloth?, I’ve never seen anyone deal out so many moves”
        “And i’ve never seen some one Stream line all those shakes in one!” Sloth bounces,
    KEY KEY Steps up “You know i need some promotion, and with moves like both of yours we could do some
            avian bird flu shit, for real.”
        “We need some name then you know?” The bloods state.
    KEY KEY Speaks    “Sorry, i a listening to your conversation the whole time and i got the perfect names for you both”
        “Cougar! you name gots to be ‘Cougar Stream’ you run rampant just like the water”
        “and Sloth! you gots ‘Sloth Dealer’ cause i ain’t never seen so much dealin’ in such little time”
   
The bloods look at each other, with expressions that can only mean immense thing to come.
    “Sloth Dealer, Cougar Stream!” KEY KEY states.
    “we gonna take this world, just like the f-n’ plague!”


……to be contiued.