Bird Flu Madness

We Are Storytellers..... We carry the names Cougar Stream and Sloth Dealer!! We are carriers of the avian bird flu which causes us to reek havoc with the sickest dance moves of all the land!!

Mar 16, 2008 10:51pm
…..As the thunder rolls on, the beats become overwhelming. The avid followers cannot stand to be away from the aura of the bird flu madness. Sloth Dealer invites fellow gurus on the stage as the beauty continues. On the left is Arch Bishop, bishop of the Wandering Stone. Sloth Dealer made the Bishop open his pink satchel and, magesticly, an amazing licorice man named Todd appeared. Sloth Dealer thought quick and consulted Cougar Stream. “I think it’s time.”, He said. “Bishop, reach into your tube and bestow us with that which is Pickle Ice!!!!!!”  All of a sudden, Cougar Stream thought he would explode! He is part of another world!! He gave into the Pickle Ice and created not only the second strain of the avian bird flu, but also the third! Just as sick and just as powerful as the first. Rapidly, the dancing increased. Baby mommas, pedestrians, wolves, Cujo and all of the other amazing dirt fools wanted to feel the power of the Pickle Ice. But No! They cannot. Todd was so spastic with excitement that his magical licorice suit caught the eye of DJ Key Key. He could not keep far from giving into the licorice suit and needed just one bite. Just then, Todd ripped off all of the licorice and began playing the most beautiful music anyone in the world has ever heard. Even the dirt fools couldn’t get enough. The music was so beautiful that not even one dirt fool should have ever heard it. The licorice melted into the ground, causing Todd to binge on pickle ice and disappear into the dark, musty desert…. never to be seen again. R.I.P.Licorice King Todd,your beautiful music will be remembered through us all …..to be continued 

…..As the thunder rolls on, the beats become overwhelming. The avid followers cannot stand to be away from the aura of the bird flu madness. Sloth Dealer invites fellow gurus on the stage as the beauty continues. On the left is Arch Bishop, bishop of the Wandering Stone. Sloth Dealer made the Bishop open his pink satchel and, magesticly, an amazing licorice man named Todd appeared. Sloth Dealer thought quick and consulted Cougar Stream. “I think it’s time.”, He said. “Bishop, reach into your tube and bestow us with that which is Pickle Ice!!!!!!”

 All of a sudden, Cougar Stream thought he would explode! He is part of another world!! He gave into the Pickle Ice and created not only the second strain of the avian bird flu, but also the third! Just as sick and just as powerful as the first. Rapidly, the dancing increased. Baby mommas, pedestrians, wolves, Cujo and all of the other amazing dirt fools wanted to feel the power of the Pickle Ice. But No! They cannot.

Todd was so spastic with excitement that his magical licorice suit caught the eye of DJ Key Key. He could not keep far from giving into the licorice suit and needed just one bite. Just then, Todd ripped off all of the licorice and began playing the most beautiful music anyone in the world has ever heard. Even the dirt fools couldn’t get enough. The music was so beautiful that not even one dirt fool should have ever heard it. The licorice melted into the ground, causing Todd to binge on pickle ice and disappear into the dark, musty desert…. never to be seen again.

R.I.P.
Licorice King Todd,
your beautiful music will be remembered through us all

…..to be continued 
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