Bird Flu Madness

We Are Storytellers..... We carry the names Cougar Stream and Sloth Dealer!! We are carriers of the avian bird flu which causes us to reek havoc with the sickest dance moves of all the land!!

Mar 20, 2008 9:29pm
Wow. These last few days have been so full of pickle ice and complete hectic madness that we’ve lost our way and haven’t had time to report. Big News around the wandering desert….. Dirt fools keep trying to wander into our domain of being but we’re keeping strong with the hip shake and the back hand springs.  Recently, some dramatic happens have caused the lives of two young soul nuggets to be drained of all wellness, will and physical attributes. Our mother of the soul garden, keeper of all the land, mother of all the gypsies and prophet of the unknown has returned. Antartica, mother of snow peas, first made an entrance in the lives of the Stream and Dealer when they needed to teach lessons to ones that needed lessons to be taught. Once entering the wandering desert, you must keep in mind that Stream and Dealer are the keepers of all that is real, all that is hip-shaking and everything wonderous. No fart huffing allowed! So when young soul nuggets enter our land and disturb our flu-like symptoms….. they must know they will be punished! Not by us…. but by our mother, keeper of all, keeper of Us. Antartica proclaims,“THINNER!!”  Two young soul nuggets reduced to dirt. We hope you’ve learned your lesson. 

Wow. These last few days have been so full of pickle ice and complete hectic madness that we’ve lost our way and haven’t had time to report. Big News around the wandering desert….. Dirt fools keep trying to wander into our domain of being but we’re keeping strong with the hip shake and the back hand springs.

 Recently, some dramatic happens have caused the lives of two young soul nuggets to be drained of all wellness, will and physical attributes. Our mother of the soul garden, keeper of all the land, mother of all the gypsies and prophet of the unknown has returned. Antartica, mother of snow peas, first made an entrance in the lives of the Stream and Dealer when they needed to teach lessons to ones that needed lessons to be taught. Once entering the wandering desert, you must keep in mind that Stream and Dealer are the keepers of all that is real, all that is hip-shaking and everything wonderous. No fart huffing allowed! So when young soul nuggets enter our land and disturb our flu-like symptoms….. they must know they will be punished! Not by us…. but by our mother, keeper of all, keeper of Us.

Antartica proclaims,
“THINNER!!”

 Two young soul nuggets reduced to dirt.

We hope you’ve learned your lesson. 
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